Uh huh. So @MrsRed and @Red500 are in on your pineapple escapades? More than I wanted to know.
Don't you dare besmirch the Lord's favorite snack that is Little Debbie's Fudge Rounds. He certainly wouldn't approve of that nor any of your other heathen activities; Pineapple P.Diddy Parties, willfully consuming oatmeal raisin cookies, unwillingness to use 100% of the throttle on your P5, etc.