P500 Squatch Hunt......once Again

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Samsquinch the Terrible Magic Bean Manipulator
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The Arms are a wee bit wee, but hey…
 
SouthParkColorado

SouthParkColorado

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NorthernJoe

NorthernJoe

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They must exist, I found a machine built specifically for Sasquatch hunting.
This thing will go anywhere! The best part is, no mods required. It already has the biggest tires you can find, full sealed cab with HVAC, no seat heat. All its missing is Bold Colours, or maybe they planned no colour so it will blend in
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100Acre

100Acre

Samsquinch the Terrible Magic Bean Manipulator
Lifetime Member
Club Contributor
Apr 25, 2017
17,696
106,161
113
Idaho
Ownership

  1. 1000-5
Roborlilw

Roborlilw

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Roc.........are you prepared?!

What I wanta know, is what are you going to do if you suddenly meet up with one while your dismounted? If it's friendly, are you gonna offer it a beer, and take a selfie? Maby take it for a ride on the P500 and listen to some tunes. If it's not friendly are you gonna shoot it and have it stuffed? What if it's a female? What if she's in heat? Do you have condoms and a couple of sacks, just in case she thinks you are not too good looking either?

For the record, I want Bigfoot to exist too.
We always have condoms on our rides. You never know what could happen. What happens in the woods stays in the woods.
 
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