Deeeeep thoughts, with DG Rider

[100Acre]

If a Chinese sports team crash lands in the Andes and has to resort to cannibalism, will they be hungry 30 minutes later?

It depends on wether or not their bodies were saturated with monosodium glutamate

 

[Admin]

 

[DG Rider]

If Cardinals outfielder Harrison Bader buys an LE, will his man-servent call him...Master Bader?

 

[SILVER_ALERT]

 

[SILVER_ALERT]

 

[Smitty335]

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True!

 

[DG Rider]

Is it me, or do rock singers/songwriters have a high degree of interaction with Gypsies?

 

[Alan aka Davinci]

How does a blind guy know when he's done wiping his ass?

does this answer your queston @trigger ?

 

[Cyberjunk]

Sh&t stinks so blind folks know it is sh&t too.


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[Alan aka Davinci]

Farts stink so deaf people can appreciate them also.

 

[JTW]

does this answer your queston @trigger ?

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Yeah.. but I don’t wanna luck your butthole.

 

[Alan aka Davinci]

Yeah.. but I don’t wanna luck your butthole.

I appreciate that.

 

[DG Rider]

I appreciate that.

Easy on that. I'm pretty sure "luck" is code for something sinister.

 

[100Acre]

Sometimes I wonder why it’s called Wonder bread, when in actuality it’s just bread...

 

[100Acre]

Place of deep thoughts...

 

[DG Rider]

Wonder if anyone at a revival who has spoken in tongues has found out that it was Klingon?

 

[DG Rider]

Or better yet, do Klingon revivals cause people to speak in English?

 

[DG Rider]

Aren't pickels weird?

Customer: This sandwich needs...something. I dunno...

Waitress: Have you considered an old cucumber?

 

[DG Rider]

Quick question for those who know...

Do some people finance tattoos like Jeff Foxworthy jokes about? And if so, what happens if you default on the loan? Do they Chloroform you and tattoo skin tones all over the tat?

 

[DG Rider]

If an animal with 1 horn is called a unicorn, why isn't a cow called a bicorn or dualcorn?

 

[100Acre]

If an animal with 1 horn is called a unicorn, why isn't a cow called a bicorn or dualcorn?

Why is candy corn not really corn?