Deeeeep thoughts, with DG Rider

[DG Rider]

If you treat an Amish girl to a romantic, candlelight dinner, won't she just think it's normal?

 

[Admin]

 

[DG Rider]

I wonder why people are said to have a "lazy eye"?

Maybe the lazy eye is normal, and the other one has ADD?

 

[Tigermark]

I’ve got something for you to try..

Petting a hairless puppy?

 

[trigger]

How does a blind guy know when he's done wiping his ass?

 

[trigger]

Why do people take dog sh**, the most biodegradable substance ever, and put it in a plastic bag to preserve it forever in a land fill?

 

[ohanacreek]

Just search “Mitch Hedberg”
I don’t feel like retyping his one liners.

 

[Cyberjunk]

Why does Sh**t stink ? ..........so blind folks know it is Sh**t too.

 

[Todd627]

 

[DG Rider]

Does Bill Cosby refer to narcoleptic women as sluts?

If The Flame fails to repent, does he still go to hell?

 

[JTW]

Just search “Mitch Hedberg”
I don’t feel like retyping his one liners.

He reminds me of a blind guy...

 

[SILVER_ALERT]

 

[100Acre]

How did it ever get referred to as "jacking off"?

Where RR engineers stop to do their thing...At least in Washington...

 

[Plumber32]

Where RR engineers stop to do their thing...At least in Washington...
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It's all clear now!

 

[100Acre]

I sometimes wonder why are Swallows called Swallows? I wonder what they were swallowing when they were being identified that gave them that moniker.
I'd imagine this'd be a Lewis and Clark research question. They did discover and name the Bank Swallow otherwise known as the Sand Martin.
List of species described by the Lewis and Clark Expedition - Wikipedia

 

[DG Rider]

If those black boxes on airplanes are so indestructible, why not just make the whole plane from the same stuff?

And why is there brail on the keypad at drive up ATMs?

 

[lee]

And why is there brail on the keypad at drive up ATMs?

In Ohio there are special license plates for disabled vets. One of the qualifying disabilities is blindness.

 

[Cyberjunk]

what is the most common asked question by cows in a stampede ? WHAT WE RUNNING FROM !!!

 

[DG Rider]

If Polaris makes a slingshot with a Cummins power plant, will people call it a Cumshot?

If Yoda has such mastery of "The Force" that he can levitate an X-wing fighter out of a swamp, why doesn't he just levitate himself around?

Why do men have nipples?

 

[DG Rider]

If a Chinese sports team crash lands in the Andes and has to resort to cannibalism, will they be hungry 30 minutes later?

 

[100Acre]

When I was a child in grade school on valentines day, Everyone would always give me the giraffe cards. Go figure...Sometimes I like to think I'm a balloon finally free from the screaming kids grasp at some loud amusement park! Free to float and travel the world and see mountains and oceans and vast unseen continents. I am witness to whales breeching and Lions roaring. I see so much that so few ever see and being at peace and joy, I know no pin can reach me at altitudes so in time I descend to see life's infinite intricacies up close and somehow end this golden existence in the Thorns of an acacia tree. My last witness to my existance is a lonely giraffe.