Top secret Honda model info leak

Bastardchild

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I know somebody, that knows somebody, that knows a guy, that dated a girl in highschool, before her sex change, that was room mates with his cousins boss's mom before she was a stripper, that swears the following pictures he just sent me are of a super dooper pooper scooper top secret Honda sxs model coming out next year. So you might wanna think twice before you buy one of the new 2022 models and just save your money for this top secret model. Its called the Honda Will Smack. Heres some pics of the drive train...

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lee

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I dunno, that name is a little bit suspect.
Pretty sure it won't fit on the tail gate....

Or maybe it will be like the original honda SxS, the Big Red Turd.
The name didn't fit on the tail gate so they made the vehicle a turd and just put Big Red as the name.
 
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I dunno, that name is a little bit suspect.
Pretty sure it won't fit on the tail gate....

Or maybe it will be like the original honda SxS, the Big Red Turd.
The name didn't fit on the tail gate so they made the vehicle a turd and just put Big Red as the name.
Still the best brakes of any SXS, ever.
 
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Would been more believable with 1.5L turbo V-Tech, Honda just doesn't do V8's. 😁
 
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Haven't gotten fooled by a GOOD April Fool's joke in many, many years ... :cool: